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Lincoln Demotivational Poster

'EY! BLINKIN! - Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"


TAGS: paton lincoln gandalf quote bait
Rating: 4.81/5

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steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:05 pm
Wow...he also said that the FAIL was strong in you...
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 8:59 pm
That quote is from YODA!!! Morons.
forseti - August 10, 2011, 3:01 am
done pretty often IMO but it always gives me a chuckle. 5 quotes
R.S.Jake - August 9, 2011, 4:57 pm
You know, it could be, I feel bad, I didn't verify my source! ;)
Airman - August 9, 2011, 4:13 pm
LOL I alway thought that was from Robert E Lee.. I stand corrected
mariand - August 9, 2011, 3:03 pm
ab5olutely right


TAGS: poverty abe lincoln self motivating achievers
Rating: 4.92/5

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Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:41 pm

...and regardless of who made the statement the image ties into the quote rather well i think. cheers
Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:40 pm

i found one link that credits the good rev and a multitude that credit mr lincoln for this quote. as thomas jefferson said "you just can't trust the interwebs these days."
Buzzramjet - April 2, 2013, 9:36 am
Too bad Lincoln never said that. It was written by a pro employer Rev named William Boetcker in 1916.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2010, 12:46 am

ty dude...ooops...another one dv'd.
MisterJJ - August 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
And the 5 poodles sang "Amen brother, Amen".

MERCY - I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice. - Abraham Lincoln

ABRAHAM LINCOLN - Does not approve of your shenanigans

AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.

LIFE - You cannot build character and courage by taking away a mans initiative and independence.

TAGS: lincoln work ethic dust bowl
Rating: 4.76/5

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SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:37 pm
5L for truth. The all-encompassing nanny state destroys itself in two generations or less. 1965 to now is just about two generations.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:56 pm
Truth is so obscure these days. Thank you for the clarity.

TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!

TAGS: time lincoln abe abraham athf aqua teen hunger force adult swim
Rating: 2.53/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2009, 2:40 pm
Must be a Girl Genius fan with that "spark" costume.

FUTURE MECHA-LINCOLN - Will still take the time to pose for an old time photo

TAGS: future mecha lincoln
Rating: 2.68/5
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 12:05 am
Awesome shop job. Thanks for the new desktop

HISTORY - Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. -Lincoln-


TAGS: lincoln lives
Rating: 4.91/5

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crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 4:10 pm
I know it says four score, but I just gotta give this a 5. =)

BAD NEWS - when evil black cars suddenly show up in your garage

TAGS: car lincoln continental mark iii evil
Rating: 1.63/5

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Kiwi_again - December 20, 2008, 10:32 pm
Where is that car from?

ABRAHAM LINCOLN - The problem with information from the internet is confirming it's validity.

FACEBOOK PROFILE PIC - McFly! You've got a lot of explaining to do!

TAGS: facebook lincoln funny future
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rudedog - December 11, 2012, 12:38 am
That's funny


AMERICAN GEOGRAPHY - There is a reason that poor people are worse at it.

TAGS: money dollars lincoln white house capitol
Rating: 2.89/5

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Joes2silly - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
It would have been uber fail if you tried that with a one dollar bill or a hundred dollar bill lol

TOOK AN AK 47 - Out from under his hat Blew Batman away with a rata-tat-tat

TAGS: lincoln ultimate showdown of destiny ak 47
Rating: 2.04/5

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spitfire111 - December 10, 2008, 9:07 pm
nice to have one... but i wish i can concealed it as a normal hand....

THE MORE THINGS CHANGE - the more they stay the same

TAGS: war lincoln
Rating: 4.78/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 7:20 pm
Can do....wasn't aware it was necessary to do so to make commentaries.
crankyhead - June 25, 2011, 5:27 pm
Spindle, take all politically charged conversations and comments to politifake please.
spindle - June 25, 2011, 12:37 pm
You would not receive such sincerity and honor from a president of the usa today. Our current pres isn't even a legal citizen, and it would be an insult to receive a letter from his office fro such a sad occasion.

EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION - It's more of a suggestion than a decree these days

THAT'S HIM OFFICER - That's the Lincoln who mugged me!



Mary Lincoln -

GIANT ROBO-LINCOLN - The REAL reason why the south lost the Civil War.

TAGS: my friend and i have this long running joke about a robot lincoln
Rating: 4.67/5

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Chrysophase2003 - June 13, 2012, 8:58 pm
Look out for Mecha-Booth!


TAGS: obama lincoln
Rating: 3.46/5

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EVERYBODY - Knows that Lincoln was bon in a log cabin ...but very few know how kickass that log cabin was


TAGS: deja vu president lincoln obama
Rating: 3.03/5

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WTFO - June 26, 2009, 12:10 am
Always appreciate the mutual respect, Ron. Believe me, that I mourn the loss of my fellow servicemen/women as much as anyone. I just prefer to be on the front lines today than backing off and letting them grow stronger for my children's generation to face
RON - June 25, 2009, 1:05 am
in on the 5000 mark. But do appreciate your posters and point of views...and truths as you see them.
RON - June 25, 2009, 1:04 am
Thanks Mr WTFO on invitation on your offer...lol But still hanging in there with him...just remembering past 8 years, so Obama still trying...still wish he was doing more to get out of the wars though...hate losing men & women everyday...closing i
WTFO - June 5, 2009, 1:38 am
The debt he's creating is going to end up enslaving us to China (the biggest owner of our debt).
nota dumbass - June 4, 2009, 7:32 pm
yeah except lincoln was a REPUBLICAN and actually freed the slaves.. where obama is a democrat.. the group who WANTED the slaves. LOL go figure
HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:34 am
Please the man is made outto be something he isnt. He got elected and has never done anyhting to warrent it.
Sil - April 4, 2009, 10:41 am
Why, when his stated purpose and goals of a social and economic reorganization are so diametrically opposed to that which I believe?
HAHA - March 29, 2009, 1:19 am
Not even close.
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 3:00 am
I don't know, I kind of agree with Cubbybear on this one. I definitely would hate to see that Black widow poster take on a new meaning.
WTFO - February 9, 2009, 2:57 am
Ron, are you kidding me? You're asking folks to give him a chance, yet you prop him up with the likes of Pres Lincoln? This pic is a joke, dude. I expect better from you.
Sean - January 27, 2009, 5:24 pm
Good point, CB. You're so considerate. So please remember to tell President Obama that if he is attending a play called Our American Cousin and he happens to hear someone shout "Sic semper tyrannis!", he d*** well better duck, and duck hard. Bye.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2009, 3:26 pm
Ok I will...just remember what happened to Lincoln
Toussaint - January 27, 2009, 2:14 pm
I'll give him as much support as Bush was given.
Sean - January 27, 2009, 1:00 pm
Great poster.
Screamin Daemon - January 27, 2009, 8:24 am
Well said.

THE ONLY KNOWN PICTURE... - ...of Lincoln with Obama.

TAGS: obama lincoln
Rating: 3/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2014, 12:32 am
Is it because he's not in the ph**o, or USA it something else? It's difficult getting everyone's humor, lol.
Swampfox - October 17, 2012, 1:09 am
It's odd... I expected it to be rejected here for political comment. Instead it was rejected at Politifake. No reason given.
falloutghoul - October 16, 2012, 6:25 pm
I am disappoint.

PREPARATION - If Lizzie Borden had listened to Abe Lincoln, it would have only taken one whack.

TAGS: lincoln quote sharpen your axe
Rating: 2.9/5

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iyaayas66 - March 20, 2011, 11:30 pm
Never Ax a question that you are not ready for the answer.

PENNIES - Slowly reducing the American economy to poverty

TAGS: penny lincoln american economy
Rating: 1.36/5

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barockeva - January 11, 2009, 1:12 pm
That's because they stupidly invested in ours.
AwNaw - October 13, 2008, 1:59 pm
If I remember correctly, Europe's economy is crashing as well (and China's)...

ROBO-ABE - The next evolution in American politics.